\ud83d\udcf0\ud83d\ude82 A news reporter hears that 100 Sardars were tragically killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only ONE Sardar survived. \ud83d\ude31\ud83e\udec2 The reporter rushes to him and asks:<\/p>\n
\ud83c\udf99\ufe0f \u201cSardarji, how did it happen? \ud83d\ude25\u201d<\/p>\n
\ud83d\udc74 Sardar: \u201cOh ji\u2026 mat pucho\u2026 sab kuch theek tha\u2026 sab log \ud83d\udea7 platform pe khade, gaadi ka wait kar rahe the\u2026 \ud83d\ude0c
\nPhir achanak announcement hui: *\u2018Shatabdi Express, Platform No. 2 par aa rahi hai!\u2019* \ud83d\udce2\ud83d\udd0a
\nJaise hi sab ne suna ki *gaddi PLATFORM pe aa rahi hai*\u2026 sabne apni jaan bachane ke liye \ud83d\udea8 **patri (track)** pe kood diya! \ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab\ud83d\udca5
\nAur tabhi\u2026 \ud83d\ude82 gaddi patri pe aa gayi\u2026 \ud83d\ude35\u201d<\/p>\n
\ud83c\udf99\ufe0f Reporter (teary-eyed): \u201cThank God! \ud83d\ude07 Aapne bahut samajhdari dikhayi! Aap to patri pe nahi koode\u2026 \ud83d\ude4f\u201d<\/p>\n
\ud83d\udc74 Sardar: \u201c**Oe nahin ji!** \ud83d\ude05 Main to suicide karne ke liye *patri pe hi leta tha*\u2026 \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\udc94
\nJab announcement hui\u2026 main toh *platform pe chad gaya!* \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude02\u201d<\/p>\n
\ud83d\udca5 Moral: Always listen carefully\u2026 or you might end up on the *wrong side* of the tracks! \ud83d\udea7\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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