📰🚂 A news reporter hears that 100 Sardars were tragically killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only ONE Sardar survived. 😱🫂 The reporter rushes to him and asks:
🎙️ “Sardarji, how did it happen? 😥”
👴 Sardar: “Oh ji… mat pucho… sab kuch theek tha… sab log 🚧 platform pe khade, gaadi ka wait kar rahe the… 😌
Phir achanak announcement hui: *‘Shatabdi Express, Platform No. 2 par aa rahi hai!’* 📢🔊
Jaise hi sab ne suna ki *gaddi PLATFORM pe aa rahi hai*… sabne apni jaan bachane ke liye 🚨 **patri (track)** pe kood diya! 😵💫💥
Aur tabhi… 🚂 gaddi patri pe aa gayi… 😵”
🎙️ Reporter (teary-eyed): “Thank God! 😇 Aapne bahut samajhdari dikhayi! Aap to patri pe nahi koode… 🙏”
👴 Sardar: “**Oe nahin ji!** 😅 Main to suicide karne ke liye *patri pe hi leta tha*… 😔💔
Jab announcement hui… main toh *platform pe chad gaya!* 🙈😂”
💥 Moral: Always listen carefully… or you might end up on the *wrong side* of the tracks! 🚧😂
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